You Know You're From Ontario When... |
1."Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend. 2.You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 3.You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 4.You use a down comforter in the summer. 5.You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries. 6.There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time. 7.Your provincial capital calls in the army to help clean up after a snow storm. Ha! This happens here too! 8.Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump 9.You, and you, alone decide who will win the federal election 10.You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime 11.MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar 12.Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house 13.You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist 14.Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition 15.Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page. 16. You have enough French vocabulary to get by some of the day in Ottawa without them thinking that you're a completly incapable American. 17. You find -40C a little chilly. 18.You voted Liberal in the last election. 19.You understand the Labatt's Blue commercials. 20.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ontario. |
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I found this and had to laugh. Check out number 1! And down the list at number 12? Switch baseball fans to hockey fans, and you've got a real live scenerio from my days of actually living in Ontario. Ahh good times. Thanks for all the memories Kenneth!

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